Showing posts with label redneck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label redneck. Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Parents of the Year Award

The parents in these pictures certainly qualify for Parents' of the Year Award

What were they thinking? Is the plastic bag some kind of visor?



Self-defense at an early age?



One of the food groups -- a necessity.



Green transportation?


Nothing could go wrong here!



Just wait for the next bump in the road.


Kids are light, and besides they float.


Just a sec while I load the groceries.

Dries the diaper quickly.



Teach them the rules of the road by playing in the traffic.

Start of lifelong claustrophobia.

Good role model!

Hope that there is enough money left for milk.

What kid? This chair is comfy.

Reckneck nursery.

I wonder what the kid smells?

Sometimes the idea of having a license to be a parent is appealing to me.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Redneck / Ghetto Seafood

It is amazing how what is redneck is also ghetto. Above is a pic of redneck / ghetto sea food on a platter. Enjoy

And for your edification, pictured below from the archives, is a member of the redneck Special Forces.




Thursday, January 28, 2010

War in Afghanistan To Be Over Soon - United States Redneck Special Forces





The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Ghetto Baby -- Lace Front Wigs

Lace front wigs are wigs worn with a wig cap that are glued to the head, and the hair can be parted anywhere to look like a natural head of hair. Women who use these, do not have to use hair straightener (which is essentially caustic lye) or any harsh chemicals to get straight hair. But to put a lace front wig on a baby -- PURE GHETTO !!!


Grotesque

Macabre

Tacky

JUST PLAIN WRONG !!!