How Is Your Day Going ???

So how is your day going??

Where is the moment we needed the most ?

You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

You tell me your blue skies fade to grey

You tell me your passion's gone away and I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low

You're faking a smile with the coffee to go

You tell me your life's been way off line

You're falling to pieces everytime and I don't need no carryin' on

Because you had a bad day, you're taking one down

You sing a sad song just to turn it around

You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie

You work at a smile and you go for a ride

You had a bad day, the camera don't lie

You're coming back down and you really don't mind

You had a bad day

you had a bad day !

In retrospect, my day is going pretty well!

Why Men Die Before Women

This series of photographs answers the age old question of why men die before women. It clearly depicts the answers in graphic detail.









In spite of this, I still am glad that I am a man, capable of the feats shown in the photos above.

Men, be Men and BE PROUD TO BE MEN !!

Dog For Adoption

My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, "Killer", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail.

A photo of "Killer" is attached below.

He does have a few issues but with help he should be ok!!

Always Open

This sign reminds me of the Stephen Wright joke: "If the 7-11 store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?".

When it's OK to use the "F" word ... Part IV

This is Part III of a series of photos making the rounds of the Internet entitled "When It's OK to Use the 'F' Word". Enjoy.

I'd like to see what was on the other end of the crane.

Plow just a little too deep and you get plowed.

Da plane, boss, da Plane !!!

Swamped!

Tanked!

When it's OK to use the "F" word ... Part III

This is Part III of a series of photos making the rounds of the Internet entitled "When It's OK to Use the 'F' Word". Enjoy.

"You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind ..."

Rock and Roll, Part IV

The landing could be mildly interesting

Sticky wicket

Redefines rocking chair.

When it's OK to use the "F" word ... Part II

This is Part II of a series of photos making the rounds of the Internet entitled "When It's OK to Use the 'F' Word". Enjoy.

No heavy lifting allowed.

I was sure that I could sneak through.

Hello, Boss, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that the ferry made it to the dock.

Built Ford Tough.

This will be an exciting ride.

When it's OK to use the "F" word ...

This is a series of photos making the rounds of the Internet entitled "When It's OK to Use the 'F' Word". Enjoy.

Puts a whole new meaning to "roach on your bread". (In the Bahamas, the term 'roach on your bread' means that your wife is cheating on you.)

This depicts "Up to your ass in alligators".

A view that you don't want to see out of your plane window.

Guess what this guy was doing?

Is this train bound for glory?

A New Humor Invention -- The Anti-Caption

I posted this pic on my Facebook page and asked for comments. This picture is from the Bahamas and shows the Opening of Court Year. The judicial system has virtually no separation of Church and State and goes to a church service when the season for court opens. The big dude in the center, is Sir Michael Barnett, the Chief Justice of the Bahamas.

I asked for captions on my Facebook page, and my sister immediately responded with:

I don't think "Blonds have more fun" fits in here.

I immediately realized that she invented a whole new genre of humor -- the anti-caption. The way that it works, is that a funny photo is captioned with the opposite, most inappropriate caption that doesn't apply.

I am off to find more examples of this. Later.

Deep Economic Talk With Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

Click on each of the three photos to enlarge them.