Always Open

This sign reminds me of the Stephen Wright joke: "If the 7-11 store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?".

Not Many People in The Southern States Would Know What This Sign Means

The title says it all. Not many people in the southern states would know what this sign means. Hint: If you read or saw the movie "Bridges of Madison County", you would know.

Things Bound For Failure

Some people just set themselves up for failure. You will fail to lose weight if you patronize the gym below. However the guy running the Pie Kitchen set himself up for success. He has the perfect location. If Mohammed cannot go to the mountain, the mountain will come to Mohammed.

Now, how can have something that you can't even spell. Wait, I can get a disease like shistosomiasis without spelling it properly, but can I achieve a dream if I can't spell it?

You would think that they would have market testing of this soup mix first before putting it out on the shelves:

How's that again? How did the boy get the deer??
I'd like to change a rowdy one for a quiet one please:

This shape is rather unfortunate:

This is advertising set up to fail. Will the food kill you? What did he do with the dismembered bits:

That might not be to some people's liking:

And she doesn't worry about the baby's health from cigarettes?

Such a deal?

Somebody tell him how a bus works:

All of these remind me of the Homer Simpson quote which paraphrased is "Trying something is the first step to failure."

Confucius say

Confucius say:

"If you are in a book store and cannot find

the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

Repent in a $99 Dollar Suit

Repent and get saved in a $99 dollar suit. Seen in Nassau.

Unusual Traffic Sign

I like the unusual and unexpected. This is a traffic sign that I have never seen before.

You can sort of surmise that this is an upscale area.

Somehow, this sign reminds me of a new Tru TV episode "When Helicopters and Automobiles Collide".