How Is Your Day Going ???

So how is your day going??

Where is the moment we needed the most ?

You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

You tell me your blue skies fade to grey

You tell me your passion's gone away and I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low

You're faking a smile with the coffee to go

You tell me your life's been way off line

You're falling to pieces everytime and I don't need no carryin' on

Because you had a bad day, you're taking one down

You sing a sad song just to turn it around

You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie

You work at a smile and you go for a ride

You had a bad day, the camera don't lie

You're coming back down and you really don't mind

You had a bad day

you had a bad day !

In retrospect, my day is going pretty well!

Why Men Die Before Women

This series of photographs answers the age old question of why men die before women. It clearly depicts the answers in graphic detail.









In spite of this, I still am glad that I am a man, capable of the feats shown in the photos above.

Men, be Men and BE PROUD TO BE MEN !!

Dog For Adoption

My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, "Killer", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail.

A photo of "Killer" is attached below.

He does have a few issues but with help he should be ok!!

Parents of the Year Award

The parents in these pictures certainly qualify for Parents' of the Year Award

What were they thinking? Is the plastic bag some kind of visor?

Self-defense at an early age?

One of the food groups -- a necessity.

Green transportation?

Nothing could go wrong here!

Just wait for the next bump in the road.

Kids are light, and besides they float.

Just a sec while I load the groceries.

Dries the diaper quickly.

Teach them the rules of the road by playing in the traffic.

Start of lifelong claustrophobia.

Good role model!

Hope that there is enough money left for milk.

What kid? This chair is comfy.

Reckneck nursery.

I wonder what the kid smells?

Sometimes the idea of having a license to be a parent is appealing to me.

Peeing on the Bathroom Floor

Picture this. You are in a 10th floor apartment. You have to go to the bathroom. This is how the bathroom floor is painted.

I think that I would be afraid to step onto the floor, and I think that as the owner of this bathroom floor, a lot of people would pee on it -- involuntarily.

Ceiling Mural In A Smoker's Lounge

Check out this mural in a smoker's lounge. Would this make you want to quit?

Always Open

This sign reminds me of the Stephen Wright joke: "If the 7-11 store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?".

Free Outboard Motor

He said that I could have a free outboard motor. The housing on it had been lost, and it got a little wet, but it was good for parts. It was free to cart it away. He didn't tell me that it was sitting in three feet of salt water twenty feet from shore, as the result of a storm that blew through the harbor.

When it's OK to use the "F" word ... Part IV

This is Part III of a series of photos making the rounds of the Internet entitled "When It's OK to Use the 'F' Word". Enjoy.

I'd like to see what was on the other end of the crane.

Plow just a little too deep and you get plowed.

Da plane, boss, da Plane !!!

Swamped!

Tanked!