Best of Casey Anthony Jokes

DailyComedy.com is a fabulous place to visit online. It is an online forum for comics to post their current events and other jokes. It is the internet gathering place for comics. At limes it is funnier than the big guns like Leno, Letterman, Conan, Kimmel, Fallon, Craig Ferguson et al.

It didn't take long to get a joke collection of the woman who got away with murder -- Casey Anthony. Without further ado, here is the current Casey Anthony Joke collection, along with the author credits:

• I just drove by the Home Depot. There was a big banner saying that they were having a Casey Anthony Sale. They have drop-dead prices on duct tape, black garbage bags and chloroform. -- Lance Steele

• Jeff Foxworthy, the host of "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" announced that he will be hosting a new TV quiz show called "Are You Stupider Than a Florida Jury?" -- Tommy Bahama

• Simon & Schuster says they've inked a book deal with Casey Anthony for a quasi-confessional memoir titled... If I Did It! -- smackdabinthemiddle

• In a full page ad Dan Gilbert owner of the Cleveland Cavs said it's the worse 'Decsion' he's ever witnessed and personally guaranteed his team would win in court before any Florida prosecutor's does. -- smackdabinthemiddle

• The prosecution wants the judge to set aside the verdict claiming that two confused jurors mismarked their butterfly ballots. -- Gary Bachman

• I look forward to fifteen years from now when Casey Anthony robs some sports memorabilia from a Vegas hotel. -- Alex Schubert

• There are two kinds of people in the world: People that believe Casey Anthony is guilty, and the jurors. -- Alex Schubert

• I assume Casey Anthony is a huge fan of dead baby jokes. -- Alex Schubert

• The Casey Anthony trial ended up being like the OJ trial, except now black people are upset and white people are happy. -- Phil Mazo

Today, I’m puffing away on a cigar called the Ghurka Evil in honor of Casey Anthony. I’d smoke one for her lawyer, Jose Baez, but they don’t make a Ghurka Dumb Ass.

I’d smoke one for her other lawyer, J. Chaney Mason, but like his defense, I’m afraid it might blow up in my face.

I’d smoke one in honor of Judge Perry, but they don’t make cigars that huge.

I’d smoke one for the prosecutors, Jeff Ashton and Linda Drane-Burdick, but the flavors might be ridiculously overpowering. And I’d be assaulted with objections.

I’d smoke one for her mother, Cindy Anthony, but only if the cigar is a fake.

And finally, I’d smoke one for her father, George Anthony, in which case I might choke up and wipe my hands of it when it’s all over. -- David Hayes

No Justice For Caylee Photo

Please circulate this photo if you agree with it. I don't know why this little girl's death has affected me so, but the whole scenario stinks.

Are the jurors out of their minds ... No Justice in America today

Sadly shakes head. Little girl dead. Mother killed little girl. Lied to everyone. She gets off scott free with incompetent attorneys. There is no justice in America today.

Casey Anthony Trial -- Baez and Mason -- Abbott and Costello

Inept. Incompetent. Bozos. Out of their league. Outmaneuvered. Outplayed. Whining. Sneaky. Small time.

I was watching the prosecution rebuttal by Jeff Ashton in the Casey Anthony trial. As Ashton read the law on first degree murder, the defense comedians objected several times saying that Ashton was misinterpreting the law. They were quickly overruled by Judge Belvin Perry but it didn't stop these jokers from persisting. Every time that Ashton stated something in the law that pertained directly to the guilt of Casey Anthony, the minor leagues ambulance chasers objected. They were proving their own ignorance of the law, in a last ditch attempt to influence the jury. It was having the opposite effect.

If Casey Anthony gets the death penalty for killing Caylee, these bozos share some of the blame. They have proven that they don't have the class, finesse and skill to play in the big leagues.

Casey Anthony Trial: Why The Defense Sought a Competency Hearing

These images were all captured before the opening of court yesterday after the abrupt recess over the weekend in the Casey Anthony trial. The defense was in incredibly high spirits.

Jose Baez is laughing and joking.

You don't usually see this Jose Baez in the court room -- laughing and joking and happy. He is losing this case, and maybe he thought that he would get a reprieve.

This is a very very happy Casey Anthony on Monday morning.

Does this look like she is on trial for her life? I know parents who have lost children and a decade after the event are still grieving.

Does this look like a distraught mother who's little girl had died.

It's not difficult to see why the defense and Jose Baez sought a competency hearing of Casey Anthony, who is on trial for her life for killing her two year old daughter Caylee in Florida.

Defense attorney Jose Baez came out strongly saying that Caylee died in a swimming pool accident and it was covered up by Casey the mother and George, Casey's father and Caylee's grandfather. The defense further alleges that the mother's bizarre partying behavior afterwards was due to the fact that Casey was sexually abused by her father George.

Baez has been unable to provide a single shred of credible evidence to support either theory. As a result, he has painted himself into a corner.

I believe that he held the mental competency hearing so late in the game, to cover himself. He now has a way out to personally save face when he loses this case. He will say that Casey spun one of her numerous lies about the abuse. He realized it was a lie, and could say that because of it she was not aiding in her own defense, and her competency should be questioned.

I believe that Jose Baez read the depositions, and knitted together the story from odd speculations of the pool drowning from various transcripts, and tied it into a neat little package of abuse to cover the behavior.

It is obvious that Baez is out of his league. He and Cheney Mason brought up the handcuffs issue on cross examination which allowed the prosecution to introduce the fact that Cindy Anthony wanted Casey charged with credit card fraud. Many many times, it was obvious that Baez had not paid close attention to some details in depositions that came back to bite him.

So, now at least he can say that he was bamboozled by Casey's lies, and when he realized it, he petitioned the court for a mental competency hearing. This was all drama to cover his own backside, in my opinion.

The other interesting fact is that he added a death penalty attorney to the case. I think that he knows now that he is going to lose.

Why The Casey Anthony Trial Was Stopped -- My Theory

Judge Belvin Perry Jr. recessed the Casey Anthony trial until Monday morning. Speculation is rife. Some people say that it could mean a plea is in the offing. Other explanations could be witness tampering or lawyer misconduct. Other pundits say that perhaps the prosecution has come up with direct evidence that Casey's mom, Cindy Anthony has perjured herself. They are all possibilities.

However, my main theory is that defense attorney Jose Baez will be asked to leave the case, and will face sanctions from the court for misconduct in not providing proper discovery disclosure to the prosecution. As a result, lawyer Cheney Mason, pictured above, will be named the lead attorney for the defense.

Jose Baez has conducted an extremely poor defense. In addition, he has recently had his Florida home repossessed.

Whatever the reason, this doesn't bode well for this trial, opening the door for grounds for appeal or perhaps even a mistrial.

Court Room Hottie Shows The Bling -- Casey Anthony Trial

Yesterday's blog entry profiled the courtroom hottie, Madame Clerk of the Court in the Casey Anthony trial. Today, after watching the live video stream, we were amazed at the glitter of the bling that she is wearing today. Must say that it is very nice, and real eye candy. The necklace is quite stunning.

Another Court Hottie?

And we have to admit that women of education, intelligence and station are also dynamically attractive, and that goes to Linda Drane Berdick. The wicked side of us wants to ask the question "Was she a drain on her father's side?". I know, I know bad !!!

Court Room Hottie -- Casey Anthony Trial

Madame Clerk of the court of Judge Belvin Perry Jr. in the Casey Anthony trial is quite a court room hottie. She is in almost every video stream of the court. She swears in all of the witnesses. Never once that I have seen her bored or inattentive.

If any deserves some celebrity status out of this case, it should be the courtroom hottie.

Casey Anthony Trial -- Defendant Histrionics

Sitting on a hot Saturday morning on my computer and I clicked on the Casey Anthony trial. I was amazed at the patterns emerging. It seems that the defendant Casey is putting on a display of scripted histrionics.

Every time that the prosecution puts on anything related to the body of Caylee Anthony, she stares stoically and unemotionally. But when the defense team does anything, she bursts into tears and looks away -- even though the defense evidence is not as gruesome as the prosecution evidence.

In this particular screen capture, the opened skull of Caylee Anthony is being shown to the court.

Casey Anthony Reactions As Jury Sees Graphic Caylee Skull Pics

As we speak, the jury is being shown graphic pictures of Caylee Anthony's body and skull discovered in a wooded area not far from her grandparents home where Casey lived.

These photos are Casey's reaction to graphic photos of her daughters skeletal remains.

Not once did Casey look at the monitor with pictures despite a lengthy introduction into evidence of many many graphic pictures.

Casey cried during most of the evidence and never once lifted her head either to the screen or to the court.

Casey Anthony Trial -- The Defense Errs

After idly watching the live stream on CNN on my laptop, I am convinced that the defense team is not very good and making huge errors in judgement in the defense of Casey Anthony. It is becoming obvious with the mountain of evidence that the 25 year old single mother killed young Caylee because a child was a drag on her. She wanted to have fun, like all twenty year olds do.

The defense has knitted together innuendo and scraps of drivel from the case, and is trying to posit an untenable theory. That theory grows more and more preposterous every day with the introduction of new prosecutor evidence. On top of it all, the lead lawyer, Jose Baez is having his house repossessed in Florida. His strategy is to attack the expert witnesses in a manner not going to the evidence, but directed at the expert witnesses themselves.

For example, Detective Yuri Mellich was testifying and every time that he answered, he faced the jury. That adds credence and establishes a rapport with the jury. Baez tried to point out that he was coached to do this and thus implying that Mellich was trying too hard to be convincing.

That caused all of the expert witnesses, including the CSI investigators to deliberately face the jury when answering. Then J. Cheney Mason, the other lawyer on the defense team, told another CSI investigator to look at him while answering. The judge had to admonish him, telling him that all that the witness was required to do, was to answer the question, and the lawyer couldn't tell the witness where to look. Mason came off looking hickishly stupid.

Baez tried to personally discredit an expert witness from an esteemed lab in Tennessee who tested the car for evidence of decomposition. It came across as trying too hard, insincere and had the optics of a slimely lawyer telling lies just to win this case.

The prima facie evidence is totally compelling as to the guilt of Casey Anthony. The defense strategy is totally miscalculated, and is somewhat incompetent. But one has to wonder -- is that a strategy for an appeal?

Casey Anthony Trial -- Judge Belvin Perry Jr.

The best soap opera in town is the Casey Anthony trial. Since idly clicking on the live video stream from the CNN website, I have become hooked. Whenever I am at my computer, I check in to see how it is doing.

When I first saw it, I thought the judge, Belvin Perry Jr was a bit of buffoon. In the snippets of my watching the trial, I have come to the opposite conclusion. He is quite an astute trial judge with an amazing knowledge of the law.

Casey Anthony Trial

Casey Anthony is on trial for her life, for murdering her two year old daughter and disposing of the remains. I was checking out the CNN website and they said "Watch Live" so I clicked on it. Just before the court resumed from a recess, the camera was on Casey. She appeared to be laughing behind her hand as she was talking to her attorney.

I can tell you one thing. If I was fighting for my life in front of a jury, I wouldn't find much to laugh about.