Ancient Indians Worshipped Montgomery Burns of the Simpsons as a God

I have found proof that the Lucayan and Arawak Indians worshiped Montgomery Burns as a god over a thousand years ago. I was in Preacher's Cave on the island of Eleuthera in the Bahamas, when I looked up at two sink holes going to the surface from deep in the cave. I realized that I was looking at a Mesolithic temple honoring Mr. Burns. I could see his image in the stone carving. The photo on the left, is Preacher's Cave as the camera saw it. The photo on the right is enhanced to show the detail eroded away by centuries of weathering. Inset is a picture of Montgomery J. Burns. Eerie.

On This Day

The Lovely One and I were out on a beach last Sunday. It was a beach where the Lucayan Indians lived for a thousand years. I had previously found an amulet and am always on the lookout for things that have been shaped by human hands.

As I was walking along the beach, I came across this round rock with a hole in it. I think that it is natural, and is not an Indian artifact. One never knows though.

I took a piece of palm leaf and made a string to hang it around my neck. I told the Lovely One that I was now a Lucayan chief. She was not amused.

Anyway, the burning question is this: Is this a natural or a man-made rock made by the Lucayans? One never knows.

In other news, the autopsy report was released on Michael Jackson. My autopsy picture has become exceeding popular again. Take a look at my usage graph below.

I wish that I had monetized this blog.