Age Matters Between the Legs

Well its the hottest conversation on the web now. This is a purported transcript of tapped phone of a once leading politician in India 54 year old Amar Singh and a leading Bollywood actress the hot and happening Bipasha Basu aged 32. This surely will be a bolt from the blue for many. A cocktail of taste and umour at its best. I won't speak more.

B rings A....

A: Hello

B: Hello, how are you?

A: I am fine.

B: How have you been? After a long, long time we are talking?

A: Yes.

B: Have you been busy or something.

A: Who, Bbipasshhha

B: Bipasha, Bipasha. I saw you twice on that awards function. Now tell me, when are you meeting me?

A: Where do you want to see baby? I am very busy.

B: Are you busy?

A: I am in bad shape.

B: In very bad shape?

A: I don't have time.

B: OK.

A: But I will find the time.

B: OK sweetie.

A: Very nice of you to have remembered me.

B: (laughs) Yeah, I always remember you.

A: Old man like me?

B: I'm sorry?

A: I said old man like me, an old fossil like me.

B: Old fossil like you?

A: Yes, yes.

B: I do not think age really matters. Does it?

A: It matters between the legs.

B: (laughs hysterically) Oh God! You try to get some time. We have not met for a month now.

A: Yes, ok ok. We shall meet.

B: Ok take care. Keep in touch.

Author's Note: I love my world because everyday it gives me something to ponder about.

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